Daniel Jones Lit Up The Dance Floor Tonight Like He Lit Up The Redskins Earlier Today
Daniel Jones, you sandbagging son of a bitch, you! Here my dumb ass thought the Prince of the Meadowlands has been living the Real Swag Is No Swag motto 24/7.
Instead it turns out that there are two Daniel Joneses. There's Danny Dimes, the professional that shows up with the dress and demeanor of your accountant field before dropping ten cent pieces in his receivers hands for six points. And then there's Danny After Dark, the absolute savage that shows up to the dance floor and makes tens melt where they stand. We won't know if Danny Dimes actually robbed the Giants of a chance at Chase Young today until after Week 17. But there is no doubt in my mind Danny After Dark stole your girl.
JK, he's one half of the most adorable couple in the National Football League this side of Elisha and Abby Manning.
P.S. While the young buck may have some nice moves, he still has a lonnnnnng way to go before he catches up to the GOAT.
Fuck I'm gonna miss that guy